What do you think of people who drive children insane and convince people that invisible men will rape them in the middle of the night if they don't pray incessantly to god not to be raped by said invisible men?
Well, congratulations, if you answered "Strike them to death with cuttlefish and drink their blood with a swirly straw", we share the same opinions about them. What makes it worse is that they actually believe this shit. Not only are they ruining people's brains, they're idiots too. Who am I talking about? Jehovah's Witnesses, of course! Not just them, actually, pretty much any extremist knocknock religion.
Alright, alright, I want you to imagine the following situation: Your ten year old son goes to bed every night crying because the voices in his head tell him to do bad things; Bad things to his family, bad things to his friends, and bad things to himself. Sometimes he has conversations with the voices in his head in the middle of the night out loud. You are genuinely worried about your boy, and you want to bring him to a psychologist for care... But a man knocks on your door, tells him it's demons, and now your husband starts burning gifts the kid got from his grandmother because he thinks there are evil spirits in them. Cute, right? Can you imagine the horrors this women must go through now, knowing her son falls asleep every night hugging a bible and mumbling prayers over and over while her husband is smashing up random shit in the house and tossing it away until he can find which plate the demons are hiding in?
But imagine this man believed that, if he didn't tell you, you would be doomed to an eternity of nonexistence. Imagine he thought that what he was doing was so important that it superseded the need to live. Imagine this man believed that if he didn't tell you, he too would be doomed to eternal nonexistence, and that he would disappoint his loving father in Heaven bitterly.
I know the pain from both sides of the field. I've been the child who cries himself to sleep begging god to keep the demons away (No, really. Not the child in the story, but I've experienced the same shit.) and I've been the man knocking on people's doors telling them demon rapists could strangle them to death with their giant ecto-dongs at any moment. See, I thought what I was doing was good, I thought I was saving these people from dealing with demons, but what I was doing was basic psychology: These demons simply do not exist unless people think they do. Ever feel anxious when you're alone in the dark? Demonic energy! Ever hear bumps in the night? Demons! (Fuck raccoons. It's DEMONS IN YOUR TRASH.) Sounds funny, but I want you to imagine you believe this. I want you to imagine you believe that, not only will these demons fuck with you if you're doing right in god's eyes, they will fuck with you if you're doing wrong. They fuck with you to steer you away from good, and they fuck with you to tease you for doing bad. Suddenly every sound, every shadow in your room that you can't explain is a demon. It's very real to the people who believe this, (I believed it, after all), and here's the thing: Many of them are not insane. You have a whole group of people dedicated to telling them it's all demons. It can turn minor anxiety into something a lot like full blown schizophrenia. It's breaking a person, causing them to hallucinate and imagine things when there is nothing physically wrong with their brain. If that doesn't strike you as diabolical shit, then you don't understand what I just said, or you need to be dragged out into the street and violated to death with oily used machine parts.
That was a true story, by the way, about the prayer mumbling kid and the house smashing. It happened last week. My father, a 'Minister', was telling me about how he might be saving a kid from demons. That's what disgusts me about it, too... These people and their fucking egos. They're always saving people from demons, they're bettering the world, they have a personal relationship with god. Fuck, man, what is this "Hellsing" or something? Seriously, if you want to feel important, be a SEAL or something. You won't be saving the world, but you'll be fucking assassinating people and sometimes you'll actually legitimately save a life or two if you're deployed to counter-terror. You won't be fighting demons or cleansing society of a thousand year old evil, but... IT'S REAL. If you want the demonkill thrill, just play D&D like us normal (Hah!) people do. Oh, that's right, you have some story about how D&D caused the Satanic sacrifice of children in a mental ward and now you think it's the evilest thing ever because you haven't heard of the fucking Elder Scrolls yet. (Incidentally, did you know insane people tend to do irrational shit that indicates nothing about how normal people react? Fun tidbit right?) I wonder what these people would think if I told them I learned how to illegaly make booze in Skyrim, or that I downloaded the sex mod and shagged a couple of Khajit guys to death. I had violent, gay, animal sex... There's a similar mod for Fallout 3, done by the same guy. They're really neat. Seriously, they pick the wrong games to whine about. "Call of Duty! Baww baww baww!" the fact that they pick the games with the highest recognition to be their biggest demons shows just how well researched their invaluable life saving opinions are... But I'm getting off course.
I just can't believe the majority of society believes this archaic God verse Satan shit. These people rank up there with folks who believe what the government tells them and people who think going on murdering sprees is a good way to react to not being popular in school.
I'm going to bed, now, I've been up for two days straight masturbating and watching Starship Troopers... Masturbating TO Starship Troopers on one occasion, even. I'm tired.
Go yiff in Hell.
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