Now, here's something that's been itching like a bad case of genital herpes: Those ignorant Christian fuckheads that just can't possibly fathom what the word "Theory" means, no matter how many times you sit down and explain it to them.
Actually, it's not even just Christians. No one seems to know what "Theory" means. That's normally not that big of a deal. Like, who really needs to know what it means anyways? Well, it starts to become a big deal when those same ignorant fuckheads say things like "Evolution is just a theory!"
Of course it is, you stupid fucking Mormon Muslim Mennonite cunt. So is gravity. In case you all missed the introductory course to brains ("How to use your brain", a course offered by most kindergartens. I thoroughly recommend it), "Theory" means "Something you have enough evidence to say is almost definitely true". There is no such thing as "Absolute" proof of something in science. If something is considered a theory, that's the closest to saying "This is absolutely true" you'll ever get in science. Not even gravity or electricity have been absolutely proven. If you disagree with this, you're probably ten years old and mildly retarded, and are also wrong.
A hypothesis (Remember this part, or I'll send the testicle fairy to gouge your balls out) means "Something we THINK is right, but haven't been able to prove well enough to call true yet." Evolution is not a hypothesis, it's a theory... Just like gravity and electromagnetism.
Now, here's another thing that just eats my dick: When you get one of those backwards pigfucking rednecks (No offense intended to backwards pigfucking rednecks) who thinks that "Well, no one has been able to disprove it" is reason to believe in the existence of something. I've heard this used as justification for believing in Tarot cards, palm reading, god, and the Obama administration.
Alright, listen to this next bit, or a demon might drown you in puddles of camel shit. No, really, it could seriously happen if you don't listen to me! How do I know this? Well, do you have any proof that a shitdemon WON'T drown you in diarrhea if you hadn't read this? Of course you don't, because you've read it... You see why this is the kind of logic idiots use? When you know you've got no way to prove your bullshit idea, you have to resort to defending it from being disproven at all costs, as if it was somehow credible to begin with.
Prove to me right now that there aren't evil robots lurking about on Alpha Centauri... Can't do it, can you? Of course not. But is that good reason to believe that there are evil robots there? Of course not, and if you think so, you should be stoned with elephant balls so that you can't contaminate the genepool of the next generation.
Go yiff in Hell.
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