So, it's been said recently that if you have sex with a someone who's drunk, they are unable to consent and that's rape. The fuck are you people smoking? If a women is drunk, and she wants to bang, what do you do, say 'no'?
More importantly, how do you think this makes a real rape victim feel? They get bent over and railed by a pissed off three hundred pound Puerto Rican man with an artificially enlarged cock until they bleed out their cunt, and when they call the cops and go "I was raped!" they don't get taken seriously because the last nine hundred calls the cops got about "Rape" went like this:
"Hello! Nine one one? I-I-I went home with a guy from the bar, and he asked me if I wanted to fuck, and I said yes! GOD HELP ME I SAID YES WHEN I WAS DRUNK. I WAS RAPED! ARREST AND EXECUTE THIS MOTHERFUCKER!"
Rape's a serious thing, by nature, but if all of a sudden the next time you get a bit poshed and drag the mailman in by his tie to fuck and that's somehow him raping you, I'm going to laugh in your face and violate you myself so you know what a real crime feels like.
When you get drunk, step into a car, drive it, and create an accident, you're responsible. Why? Because you CHOSE to get drunk, knowing full well that you might get in a car and drive like an idiot while you were drunk. When you get drunk, pick up a gun, and accidentally shoot your buddy instead of a deer, you're responsible for it. Why? You CHOSE to get drunk, knowing full well it would affect your judgement.
Look, all I'm saying is if you can't consent to fuck while you're drunk, you shouldn't get any of the OTHER privileges normal adults get either. You also shouldn't be considered a criminal if you get in your car and run a bunch of three year olds over. I mean, hey, you were drunk: No matter how much you WANTED to kill those kids, you weren't in control of yourself and it's the car's fault for driving you. When you get drunk and off your buddy in the woods by mistake? It's your buddie's fault for being out in the woods with you while you were drunk. You were much too drunk to be held responsible for your actions, so you simply can't be.
The more I pay attention to how the world is working, the more I want to choke you all to death on a disembodied penis.
Go yiff in Hell.
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